Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Swallow, count and repeat
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
Is this a serious talk, mom?